Child Rock Opens Tour with Video Message from Donald Trump
In a feat that’s truly far much less stunning than it ought to be, famous MAGA advocate Child Rock has recruited none aside from former president Donald Trump to welcome equally indoctrinated attendees to his area tour. Throughout a latest cease on his aptly-named “Dangerous Popularity Tour,” Child Rock opened the present with a private video message from Quantity 45.
“Hi there, everybody,” Trump says within the clip. “I really like you all. I do know you’re having a good time on the Child Rock live performance tonight. Fairly frankly, he’s superb. All of you in attendance are actually the spine of our nice nation. Arduous-working, God-fearing rock-and-roll patriots.”
Mar-a-Lago’s latest DJ — who allegedly as soon as requested Child Rock for international coverage recommendation — continued: “Bob is really one of many best entertainers of our time. Not the very best golfer by any means, his golf sport may use a bit of work, however an ideal, nice entertainer, and that’s why you’re there. Let’s all proceed to like each other, combat for our God-given freedoms, and most of all, let’s make America rock once more.”
Trump signed off by placing on a crimson baseball cap stitched with the phrase “Make America Rock Once more.” Seconds later, Child Rock opened his set with “We the Folks,” his new anti-science anthem that boasts a “let’s go Brandon” chant. See fan-shot footage of the atrocity beneath, should you should.
Trump isn’t the one far-right persona becoming a member of Child Rock on tour: Tucker Carlson just lately introduced that he’d ship a digital camera crew out with the rap-rocker for an installment of his Fox Information collection Tucker Carlson Originals. Carlson himself has apparently gotten chummy with Child Rock, too, because the pair had been each seen lounging within the latter’s “Cadillac Pussy VIP Room” final month.